This morning the newz is full of commentary on last night's Oscar's sham. "Bonnie and Clyde" were asked to perform one more time...they were told to "flub" their announcement of who won the "Best Picture" award...to draw publicity to the performances and the Oscar's new found inclusion...after last year's "all white" production. Penny for your thoughts is delving into this makultra show in greater depth and I refer readers to her website.
As for myself, I'm going to try something new this morning...I'm going to try to look at the latest geopolitical shell game that I see coming down the pike with a comic's eye. In other words, try to lighten up the topic. Hopefully, I will do a better job at being funny than Jimmy Kimmel did last night at the Oscars. Remember when they used to have real comics as master of ceremonies? Bob Hope, Johnny Carson...even Billy Crystal...now they have this guy who is as funny as a two story outhouse.
Last week, some headlines caught my eye as I was roving through the Internet and blogosphere. They had to do with the Queen of England considering allowing the United States into the Commonwealth of Nations. I know, I know, I COULD make Kimmelesque jokes about that being proof positive that Elizabeth II was in the early to mid stages of dementia. Perhaps she is...but even if she were...it wouldn't have any effect at all on the Commonwealth...as the Queen has no power at all...well maybe in her "Spirit Ceremonies" (see David Icke for details). For those who don't know what the "Commonwealth" or "British Commonwealth of Nations" is...let me briefly refresh.
When the British Empire fell apart in the early half of the 1900's, Britian was left with some remnant countries that were attached to England through constitutions which had the British monarch as their sovereign...printed on their money, that kind of thing. Canada is one of those countries, India, Australia and New Zealand are others...along with a lot of small African states, I do believe.
The Commonwealth has fallen into disrepair in the past 50 years or so with the ascendency of the United States Empire. The Commonwealth being a kind of unspoken and somewhat embarrassing opposition to the United States Empire. Now, with the United States being a pariah state across much of the planet, not the least because of its joined-at-the-hip status with Usrael...there appears to be some machinations going on to get it into...and then absorb the British Commonwealth. Now, I'm not sure about ALL the ramifications of such a connivance but I can name ONE. There would be scant constitutional difference any more between the United States and Canada...all the better for the big bad wolf to snatch the little red riding hood. If the US recognized the Queen as some sort of ceremonial head of state...wouldn't that be enough of a nod to Canada's heritage and unique culture?
Why, even the Pope is getting into the act....speaking about future water wars. Now who has the most amount of fresh water in the entire world? Three points if you guessed Little Red Riding Hood. So in the space of one week...we have headlines with the Pope predicting "water wars" and the Brits saying they would let the US into the Commonwealth. Maybe I'm the only one in the world who connected these two dots. In the run up to the last Republican Nomination...I spilled a lot of ink on this blog worrying about the likelihood of Ted Cruz getting the nomination. I saw him as the preferred change agent to bring about a North American Union. Trump scuppered that plan...but I didn't think for a moment that it would stop the perps or even slow them down in their agenda to suck Canada into the Ziofascist MIC vortex to the south.
So, the perps might just be thinking of getting the United States admitted to the Commonwealth. We all know that whatever organization the US belongs to it takes over...look at the United Nations as a prime example. So, if the US joined the Commonwealth it would soon be called the United States Commonwealth of Nations...and you would hear nary a peep from Le Dauphin:
Last night I was running this theory past my better half...kind of running it up the flag pole to see if he would salute. "Hmmmmm", he said "First of all, Russia has a better claim to joining the British Commonwealth than the US does. Remember, the Tsar was a close relative of Queen Victoria...who was the Empress of the British Empire...and, wait, wasn't Kaiser Wilhelm of Germany also a cousin of Victoria? So Germany should be able to join the Commonwealth too." Just as my brain started to fry and sizzle...he added this visual mind blower:
"You know, Queen Victoria was very tiny as a young queen but it seems she may have gained weight as she aged. After her death, they found some of her bloomers and they were size 63". I thought about that for a moment and then reasoned: Well the Brits are very flexible and expansive...perhaps the UK will allow Russia, Germany AND the US into the Commonwealth. Now THAT would not be so bad. I could live with that.